raNdOm rAnTIngS FRidAy # 87

Feeeeew! Well it’s a new day, the sun is out, and I can’t wait to hit the driving range this afternoon! So let’s jump fast like Bill Clinton into the Suddan… or have you forgotten? Ha!

Monday Carrie and I went to the Men’s Warehouse Tux shop and picked out my tux for the wedding! 4 and 1/2 months until October 5th. Picking out a tux was like taking a reality pill. It’s funny when you are just so used to the idea of being engaged and getting married, then you go pick out your tux and BAM! it hits you- I’m getting Married! I’m very happy about it too!

Open note to Bank of America: I refuse to bank with you from this day forth. Thank you for your greedy ways, it’s my money not yours! Bank of America has on 3 occasions now over the last 3 months randomly charged me unwarranted fees. They admit that they are unwarranted but say “they can’t revoke the fees” This week they charged me a fee of $35 randomly, which put my account into the negative. I after having just settled things at the bank was told I had $20 left. I made 5 $2-$3 purchases knowing I was close to the line, but was getting money soon. Well they charged me $35 for all 5 transactions, and said they can’t un-do what was done. So I’m simply never going back to them until they figure out that they are being ridiculous. When you only make $700-$800 dollars a month, fees like this can ruin ones life. (not to worry, mine is not ruined just sayin’)

I met a guy the other day named “Jennifer” and he was straight. No joke his name was Jennifer! weird eh?

Two men are charged with trying to steal live power lines that were still attached to a transformer and utility poles. Can you guess how they spent that night? In Jail? NOPE in the hospital! I’m mean what do two guys really need with utility power lines? And did they think it would really be safe to just yank them down while power is still flowing through them?

So I’m learning that in leading people who are all generally 20 to 30 years older than you, two things are needed: 1. Humility 2. more humility. Let’s just say being a section leader in the morning section is going to teach me al ot about just how lacking I am as a leader. Which is great because I already know how to fill that which is lacking. I’ll give you a hint his name is above all names.

“Big Shot Bob” has turned into “Cheap shot Bob”. As Robert Horry of the Spurs threw down David Wesley, while the only other thing noteable he has down in the last year was throw Steve Nash down this time last year. Robert needs to retire. It’s done bro. But if you are going to stay don’t start hitting people just because you can’t play ball anymore. Someone get him a job on TNT so he’ll leave the court!

A Wisconsin man feels he has the answers to the current gas prices… he’s parking his truck for 31 days. Now if everyone did that it could help, but one man in cheese land isn’t really gonna get Exxon to pay attention. But A for effort man.

Congratulations to my best bud back in Mesa. David and his wife Hannah gave birth… or should I say Hannah gave birth to a beautiful baby girl… a month ago!! i guess news travels slow when you live 2,500 miles away. Love you guys!

Hey scientists in the Netherlands found that people find their mate to be the most attractive person in their life. hmm… We needed science to give us that no-brainer tid bit? Do be people usually choose mates that they think aren’t attractive?

The counseling is working. My nose picking habit continues with fervor as I ended up on live to picking my nose yet again. I was on stage, standing at the microphone getting ready to pray when I unconsciously stuck my finger up there. I didn’t realize it until I saw the monitor, and that I was live! Ah! I need help!

Naked Juice, oh I love naked juice! A pound of fruit in each bottle. Only one problem, it so good i usually end up just trowing it back and chugg’n it. A pound of fruit juice in a matter of 30 seconds doesn’t treat the stomach well. Kinda realizing that right now… burp…

So I’m just waiting on the purchase orders for my media equipment- and I’ll get my office set up soon. I’m so excited to be working with youth, and to be working with media again. Final cut studio 2, HD cameras, and a Mac with terabytes of hard drive space… times are going to be fun!

So it’s the wedding day, your pumped about your new bride, whats the first thing you do… I know! Set of tons of fireworks with your buddies outside the reception and spend the night in jail for disturbing the peace! Sound like fun? well then you have something in common with this guy

The cartoon above is supposed to be (John) Calvin and (Thomas) Hobbs. Thought it was funny.

well peeps the driving range is calling! much love to you all! I’m out like Marconisonism!