My top 12 favorite searches to get here

So on my blog stats page I can see what people searched on Google and other search engines to get to my blog. Some of the searches are simply hilarious. So here are my 15 favorite searches that I have come across.

1. “who is justin rizzo girlfriend picture” - Justin Rizzo girlfriend gets searched like 4-5 times a day. Justin is a friend of mine, so I’ll say it this way: It’s none of yo bizznas! Mind yours!
2. “cellulitis pain antibiotics ooch eww gross hurts bad help” -No joke, hope this person got help!
3. “can you lose your salvation if you watch oprah” -This one is so funny! I say yes… but then I’m not serious.
4. “kim jong ill wife cute?” -have no idea what this person was looking for, but i don’t want to know what he found.
5. “sprit of whoredom can affect my family” – Not quite sure what they mean by a “spirit of Whoredom” sounds bad though. Suffice to say sounds like something you might be your knees praying about it, instead of googling it… eh?
6. “a giant having breakfast” - So I know I’m big… and i have breakfast every day… so i guess maybe this search makes sense?
7. “Obama Poop” - No joke, I don’t even want to know what this search rendered. I like researching candidates thoroughly, but knowing a persons digestive habits is a bit too far.
8. “‘ford gran torino’ blueprints” - I like cars? how’d they get here searching that? Weird!
9. “how many thugs you know” - hmm answer? 7

10. “i will sleep when the enemy is dead” – I sleep every night.

11. “cellulitis can’t walk” – it’s ok bro, Gingervitis can’t walk either!
12. “Dating Scene in Montevideo MN” -So apparently someone from Carrie small town is lonely and looking for a date, a word of advice: Get up from the computer and take someone out to coffee.

So this has been fun. I’m sure more ridiculous searches will come in the future. Till then I’m Zack Hensley, signing off…